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Hair of the Dog
by pes
September 14, 2009 9:36 am


There’s a “creative grooming” trend happening in the US right now. Some of the more spectacular results have been photographed by poodle paparazzo Ren Netherland, who travels around the country in a bus which functions as a mobile photography studio.

To see more “Poodle Doodles” including a Poodle Fairy, a Poodle Chicken, and a Poodle Jack Sparrow, go here.

09/14/09  9:41am
Riza Gilderstein. says:

The horror!

09/14/09  9:59am
Tim Schuit says:

Definitely cartoon related!

09/14/09  10:04am
Ben says:

How cruel.

What kind of maniac does this to their dog?

09/14/09  10:09am
Charlie says:

Those poor noble beasts.

09/14/09  10:32am

That article got a lot of giggles in my office :)

09/14/09  10:37am
MattSullivan says:

Oh. My. God.

I LOVE IT!!!! :D

09/14/09  10:49am
WUT? says:

What does this have to do with animation or cartoons?

09/14/09  10:53am

I feel sorry for the Pittsburgh Steeler poodle.

09/14/09  11:23am
Vegaswolfie says:

The camel poodle, very funny.

09/14/09  11:40am
Sara says:

While I respect a person’s right to write about whatever they want, but I do fail to see where this is supposed to be leading the animation conversation. I personally find it very distasteful to see people treating living animals - dogs in particular - like their little dress-up dolls. I would be genuinely interested to her the rationale for posting this here, because frankly, it feels as relevant to the site as a selection of Anne Geddes photos.

09/14/09  12:45pm
OtherDan says:

That’s funny. I’m going to start messing with our poodle now.

09/14/09  12:52pm

Unless you get hair spray in their eyes, certain dogs love this stuff. They love being the center of attention. I had a friend who got a Santa suit for his dog and the dog went bonkers over it. He loved wearing that suit.

I think for 3D modelers and texturers these are great thought provokers about how “hair” can be more than just bangs and bowl cuts and pony tails.

So yeah, this is part of the animation conversation.

09/14/09  1:01pm
Hulk says:

Where’s PETA when you need em?

09/14/09  1:36pm

Anne Geddes rocks.

09/14/09  1:39pm
amid says:

Sara: If it’s been posted on Cartoon Brew, one of us thinks it has something to do with animation and cartoons. PES is a leading commercial animation director, and this is the stuff that influences and interests him. I love getting this peek into his thought process, and we are in fact planning to add more guest contributors like him (and Linda and Eric). If you are still confused by its relevance, avert your gaze and pray that the next piece we post conforms more closely to your definition of cartoons.

09/14/09  1:43pm
Mesterius says:

This IS silly enough to be in a cartoon, but aside from that…

09/14/09  2:17pm

Yeah, some really bizarre things can be done with poodles’ fur!

09/14/09  3:44pm
Aline says:

That´s the kind of thing that looks better on cartoons than on real animals.

09/14/09  4:10pm
John F A says:

Dogs really endure a lot of abuse. I bet they secretly know they have something awful waitng for us in the next life.

09/14/09  4:27pm

Best. Dogs. Ever.

Thanks for the inspiration PES!

09/14/09  4:56pm
John Lotshaw says:

This is why I own Shelties…. As if the regular poodle cut isn’t bad enough… Poor things…

09/14/09  5:24pm
RODAN says:

So, you wouldn’t do it to a dog?…. well, somebody out there would…. And apparently have.

I don’t see how a dog would give a damn how it looks. Why would they? All they care about is if you left the lid up and where you left your doctor sholls. As long as I could lick myself without impunity I wouldn’t care what you dressed me in.

09/14/09  5:30pm
Anna says:

I feel bad for the dogs having this done to them. Yes, I know how good a poodle can be at standing still while he’s groomed, but they don’t know some bored housewife is turning him into this horror! *looks for eyebleach*

09/14/09  5:43pm
Sara says:

Well, I may not agree with the logic or doggie dress-up, but I do appreciate the explanation. And I like having guest contributors on the site, variety being the spice of life and all.

09/14/09  5:54pm
Bugsmer says:

These are very creative. I didn’t know that you could transform a dog into a camel, a horse, or even Jack Sparrow! Great post, Pes.

09/14/09  6:12pm
doug holverson says:

I hate dogs so let’s deface them, annoy them, and embarrass them!

09/14/09  6:36pm

I bet half these dogs are probably angry at their owners for this. Still, your knack for inspiration never fails to amaze me.

09/14/09  7:12pm
A.M.Bush says:

HAHAHA those are great. I agree with robcat2075, dogs love being groomed and fawned over. and besides, I seriously doubt ANYTHING could embarrass a dog.

09/14/09  10:33pm
Jason says:

Aw come on, dogs don’t care as long as it doesn’t get hurt. Dogs love attention and they certainly get it if they’re done up as per those pictures. My fave is the bison. So real it’s scary.

09/15/09  7:04am
Chris J. says:

This is true cruelty.

However I’m at a loss to determine who the bigger victim is: the dogs or myself.

cheek<–tongue

09/15/09  11:24am
OtherDan says:

Cruelty? Some of you are nuts! It’s just a hair cut. I can attest that poodles like the attention of being groomed. And, if you have to spend an hour or two doing it, at least make it look like a camel to intimidate the bigger dogs. Otherwise, they look vulnerable…So, really you’re doing them a favor.

09/15/09  2:35pm
Emily says:

…Fascinating! Thanks for sharing.

09/16/09  6:20am
AaronSch says:

Years ago I had a neighbor who decided to trim his mixed breed dog’s coat to look like a lion. That poor dog’s demeanor radically changed—he sulked all day. Don’t tell me those little critters don’t have feelings. I’m no PETA fanatic but I think it is somewhat cruel.

09/17/09  7:11pm

For one, I think this post is inspirational. Though, yeah, I do feel a bit sorry for the pets involved in this bewildering trend.

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