NSFW: Seven Dwarfs Pez Dispenser set

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Released mid-2010, in a “limited edition” of 250,000, was this Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Collector’s Pez Set. Must have seemed like a good idea at the time… but the designers failed to notice an inappropriate design flaw. Luckily, toy collector Mike Mozart caught it and brought it to our attention:

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  • Cyber Fox

    I like Mike Mozart, but he went way overboard with those dirty jokes revolving the awkward design of those PEZ dispensers

  • http://www.jjsedelmaier.com J.J. Sedelmaier
  • Steven M.

    Wow.

  • Chris Sobieniak

    Oh that Tarzan gesture was a real ‘boner’!

    While I guess they should’ve went with just putting in the dwarfs’ heads instead of their bodies on those dispensers, I don’t mind the thought of eating off Snow White’s ‘rack’ here.

  • Tony C

    I only saw 20 seconds of this… and I hate him.

  • Tee

    Jesus, this is like that Cobbler and the Thief guy.

  • Carl

    This would be better if he got his annoying mug off the screen and just showed us the dispensers.

  • victoria

    I had the volume off on the video but I laughed once I saw the design “flaw”.

  • Sarah

    OMG I actually bought that for my little sister’s birthday (hopefully she would want to keep it as a collectible item and wouldn’t open it).

  • Ray

    The design flaw is funny. End of joke.

  • http://los-utopicos.blogspot.com allari

    more douchey overacting!!! When will these guys learn that less is more.

  • top cat james

    C’mon, Mike-no “someday my prince will come” reference?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxxB4lZEGYU Mike Mozart

      Top Cat James,

      This original Snow White Pez video was Soooo Popular on YouTube that I Posted 6 Minutes of Outtakes! The Video is my Last YouTube Upload called “Try Not to Laugh Snow White Pez Dispensers” Featuring “Some Day my Pez will Come”. My user name in this comment is a live link back or here;

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxxB4lZEGYU

      Quite crude, obnoxious and horrifying! You’ll enjoy it!

      It has the NOW famous “Disney Princesses Gone Wild Segment” You can ONLY imagine.

      Please don’t view it if you are Amish or a Nun!

      Thanks for Posting!

      Real Mike Mozart!

  • Skep41

    This is the most awesome product to come out of Diz-knee marketing ever. After all, those marketing goons got their MBAs and settled into their nice, cushy, six-figure sinecures; occasionally grabbing onto the bosses proffered pezzes when necessary but other than that doing little to justify their worthless, parasitic existences. Trying to squeeze a few more bucks from an eighty-year-old property by selling candy dispensers to obese eight year old mouth-breathers is as good as their feeble little brains can go, one would think. But here they have outdone all us creative types in their perversity and cluelessness. Well done, marketing chappies! Slurp on something for me!

    • John A

      I aree with the above comment, I almost wish I wrote it myself!

  • Charlie

    That is one of the most annoying videos I’ve ever seen.

  • Luke

    I couldn’t stop laughing at Mike, this was hilarious, I suppose this brand of humor is either adored or hated deeply. Which is wierd concidering that I normaly do not like this kind of humor.

  • MichaelDair

    I got mine.

  • http://www.musicworthbuying.com TJR

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

  • Rose

    I chanced by the set at Walgreens. I smiled, knowingly.

  • qwertyu

    He’s right–it does look like Jasmine, not Snow White.

  • http://www.taberanimation.com Taber Dunipace

    HAH! That’s hilarious!

  • Mr. James

    I just found and bought a set at my local Target. Hilarious! I’ve decided to put one on each of my male coworkers desk tomorrow morning!

  • Rufus

    Hey, as the guy that actually designed and sculpted the dwarfs I think this is super funny. As far as why they are the way they are? Pez couldn’t do the beard lengths with just the heads so the torso was the the answer. When we made the prototypes we knew of this and it’s not that big of a deal. No matter what you make sometimes there is always a way to make it dirty. The fact is, most kids will not care. The ones that do will probably would have figured something out to make it dirty anyway. The set turned out really well, and I am super proud of it. Where the pez comes out is purly a bonus for those who love it or hate it.

    PS- I am not a Disney or Pez employee