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Flintstones XXX

Finally! A live-action adaptation of a cartoon that might actually be watchable. The Flintstones: A XXX Parody was released last month, and thankfully Rosie O’Donnell isn’t around to screw up this version. Just in case you’re wondering, the trailer below is totally SFW.

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  • Rando

    The only favorable review you’ve given in recent memory is for a porno. Nice job, Amid. Once again you’ve excelled at “leading the animation conversation”.

    • TJR

      I don’t think he gave it a favorable review (since he hasn’t seen it yet). I think he said that it “might” actually be watchable, and I think he was being tongue in cheek about it too……That being said, this looks more interesting than the big budget John Goodman movie (tongue planted firmly in cheek LOL).

  • Methinks someone’s gonna get a ceace & desist letter soon.

    And this is far more reminiscent of the live-action Flintstones movie than the animated series.

    But surely the actor protraying Fred could’ve chosen a better porn moniker than Peter O’Tool?

  • Tee

    Rando, I’m sometimes frustrated with Amid myself, but let the guy get a joke off once in awhile, would you? Geez!

  • That’s only a decade and a half late. And doubly unnecessary…..

  • I think that Amid is right on the money with this. Although it’s low budget and porn – it actually looks funny. I wonder what kind of kooky dinosaurs they’re going to show?

  • Rule 34 is still alive and well I see.

  • I was sort of hoping Vin Diesel was going to drive a car through something.

  • Rooniman

    Well, at least it looks better then the Flintstones movie.

  • Gummo

    That actually does look better than the big-budget movies.

    I didn’t know anybody put that kind of money into porn anymore.

    • yabbadabba

      I think it’s a safe bet that half the budget went into the trailer.

  • rebecca

    I’m sure that this has been done before.

    • I’m sure Fred Flintstone’s been done before, and not by his wife! Waka waka waka!

  • top cat james

    Wouldn’t a better title be “The Flintstones Get Their Rocks Off”?

    Have to say this is the first time I wanted to see Pebbles naked. Wham Bamm Bamm thank you ma’am!

  • uncle wayne

    that’s hysterical. Right down to a dropdead gorgeous colored girl seductress, too! I can’t wait!!

    • Joel

      “Colored girl”? Great grandfather, is that you?

  • They also have an awesome Seinfeld porn parody. Because the first thing I thought watching these shows was “needs more pussy.”

    • Or more Puddy.

    • Craig D.

      Thad, are you saying there were too many Kramer/Newman scenes?

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

  • uncle wayne

    i’m stupid….what is “SFW!?”

    • “Safe For Work” When you see NSFW, DON’T watch it at work!

    • Tee

      I want to point out that you’re far from stupid to ask that question.

  • Mike Fontanelli

    …and thankfully Rosie O’Donnell isn’t around to screw up this version.

    Oh, you mean that wasn’t Rosie playing Fred??

  • What is the budget on something like that and no matter how low it is how can they possibly sell enough DVDs or pay-views to ever make it back?

    • Maybe they’re doing it for “art”.

    • AlonzoDaCookie

      To be honest i would rather pay for this than for Bum Banger 26 and a half. Though i still wont buy it, especially cuz the download is all over the internet.

  • Rick

    it’s sad that porn has become so common in our society. This is an outrage. I can’t believe they’re allowed to use the “Flintstones” name like this. Comic book and cartoon characters should not be allowed to be debased like this. It just invites young kids to get addicted to porn.

    • diego

      HAHAHAHAHA!

  • A FLINTSTONES parody porno film already exists: it appeared soon after the original FLINTSTONES live-action movie. THE FLINTBONES starred Ron Jeremy as Fred (good casting!) and used cyclorama backgrounds to hilarious effect to approximate the numerous repeat pans from H-B’s cartoon show.

    • Jorge Garrido

      “The Flintbones” is a MUCH better title than “Not the Flintstones!”

    • Steve Carras

      SCOTT..I was JUST about to bring that UP!

  • Speaking of Hanna-Barbera and adults-only movies, ever see ONCE UPON A GIRL? A low-budget combination of live-action (with Hal Smith in drag as Mother Goose) and animation (sex-themed segments of various fairy tales), it was produced by moonlighting members of the H-B staff! It’s so obscure, it’s not even listed on IMDb, but I think it’s from the early ’70s.

  • purin

    I’ve noticed there have been a lot of X-rated parodies with lazy titles like “Not Twilight.”

    Come on! Whatever happened to those goofy puns these things used to be famous for?!

    • Chris Sobieniak

      I guess the new generation of directors just can’t be that creative anymore. I miss the puns myself dearly.

  • Can’t help to crack a smile at this :)

  • Ryan M. Maxwell

    Well, whatever gets your “rocks” off. I’ll get my coat. *Runs and hides*

  • Bob

    I expect this “New Sensations” outfit will change title and character names, if they want this to see the light of day.

    Back in the ’70’s and ’80’s the O.C. run porno mills were a little more creative with parody titles.

    • If WB’s legal department pounces on ’em, New Sensations will just change their name to “Burning Sensations”…

  • cst

    I think this is the same company that did BATMAN XXX (a suprisingly lavish parody of the old Adam West series).I too have wondered why they haven’t been sued.
    Of course, the originals are both owned by Time/Warner, so I can’t rule out the bizaare possibilty that the company making these things is some distantly related subsidary!

  • Michael F.

    Peter O’Tool…that’s one of the best porn names I’ve heard in a while.

  • MattSullivan

    gross.

  • Dee

    The trilobite used as a sexual toy looks at the camera and says, “it’s a living”.

  • Pedro Nakama

    Scraping the bottom of the barrel to bring us animation news.

  • Wait. Is this real? That’s… an odd subject for such material…

  • John

    I found it strangely arousing.

  • Dr. Ivo Robotnik

    We need the Cinema Snob!

  • dbenson

    “Wilma, I want you to meet the Great Gazoo.”

    Okay, we can close this thread now.