I blame Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network for pulling the Looney Tune cartoons off the air years ago. Now women are so desperate to see these classics that they’ll even stoop to sleeping with that douchebag for the chance to watch them.
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I knew it was fake before even clicking the link. Cartoons aren’t getting anyone laid.
Looney Tunes should be the cornerstone for any romance. I personally turn all sappy when wooing Witch Hazel look-a-likes!
Why am I somehow reminded of Christopher Walken’s “Continental” from Saturday Night Live?
“No, please, don’t go. You must stay for a champag-na, and a Porky Pig…wowee wow!”
I think he’s real. Which is quite frightening.
I try to whistle a little “Angel in Disguise.” No charge.
That’s kind of scary. :(
I blame Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network for pulling the Looney Tune cartoons off the air years ago. Now women are so desperate to see these classics that they’ll even stoop to sleeping with that douchebag for the chance to watch them.