Is that…is that Horatio Sanz?

Well sheesh, everyone knows that ALL mice are Satan’s soldiers, and that Mickey is merely their half-starved spokesmodel, a privileged symbol of cat starvation for everyone to idolize!

I mean really, after 100 years of scratching nonsense on chalkboards, can’t the media stop portraying mice in a way that irreligiously mocks people’s cats?

It amounts to an endorsement of animal abuse, plain and simple.

Glad that’s cleared up.

I’m still going to hell for capturing human images in art, lying about characters being alive, and for playing god… but animation is too alluring for me to give up my wicked ways :[

That’s not Sheikh Muhammad Al-Munajid. That’s Tom Sito trying out his Halloween costume.

Well handled.

But you know, when I first read about this issue I remembered the late George Carlin who did hope Mickey Mouse died in an alley with his hand in Goofy’s pants. XD

Did you see him disappear at the end? How’d he do that?

SIDESTEP LEFT!!

Ah, because threatening the lives of the people that don’t believe in the same thing that guy does isn’t as ridiculous as killing a cartoon character.