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Mr. Magoo Boxer Shorts

Just when I thought they couldn’t sink lower than Kung Fu Magoo, Classic Media surprises me with this oddball piece of merch: Mr. Magoo Boxer Shorts.

Imagine taking off your jeans and impressing your lady with a large Magoo under your pants. Not me. If I want the cartoon face of a grizzled old man on my crotch, at least I’d have the decency to wear Popeye boxers.

(Thanks, Alex Rannie)

  • jic

    Before the image loaded, I thought you were going to be talking about shorts featuring Mr. Magoo as a boxer…

  • Scarabim

    “Oh, Magoo, you’ve done it again!”

  • Nelson

    God, are those creepy…I can’t imagine any woman getting excited by a man’s boxer briefs of Mr.Magoo.

  • You’d better have a near-sighted girlfriend if you wear these. I think the Popeye boxers are even worse!

  • Boxer shorts aside, I do think that the gag of Magoo offering his date a glass of champagne that’s actually hot sauce is kinda funny!

  • troy j. reyes

    yeah! mr.magoo, always loved that guy! but the boxer shorts-yeah i dont think so!

  • I’ve got Woody Woodpecker boxers where your wiener pokes right through his beak/pecker. Awesome!!

  • Kristjan

    Jerry, You seriously have dislike for Brew readers, as I think this will give lots of readers a nightmare.

  • Chris Sobieniak

    “I’ve got Woody Woodpecker boxers where your wiener pokes right through his beak/pecker. Awesome!!”

    They make those? Obviously someone made a fortune on that one.

  • Gobo

    These are almost as inappropriate as the Scooby Doo boxers I have that have him forcibly bursting from a red hole in the rear, as if he’s horribly crawling out of your fundament.

  • Chris Sobieniak

    I think any boxer that gets too suggestive with a character printed on them would turn off plenty. I’m trying to remember one I saw here someone was placed close to the fly as if to say “Come In!”

  • Gerard de Souza

    No jokes about “blow me down” and Popeye boxers?

  • timmyelliot

    After reading the comment, I actually looked for those Scooby Doo boxers.

  • I owe Scooby Doo boxers.

    I wouldn’t mind this Mr Magoo one neither.

  • tony claar

    All it takes is a partner with a sense of humor. This is quite silly, & fun, actually, and, by the way, just how long would you expect to remain still IN the cartoon shorts once you’ve gotten THAT far with, we may safely guess, an eager partner. Whoosh! They’re off anyway! Lots of fun, I say.

  • Kyle

    I received Spongebob boxers as a gift a couple years ago. They pictured a happy Patrick in front of his rock on one thigh, a happy Spongebob in front of his pineapple on the other thigh, and right in the middle, over the fly, was Squidward’s home. Of course, Squidward himself wasn’t pictured, since the owner of the boxers would provide the happy Squidward. I was kinda surprised Nickelodeon approved the boxers, but I had a good laugh when I realized what was going on with the design. My wife laughed too. I think she was laughing at the boxers and not my Squidward.

  • Mike Tiefenbacher

    I don’t know what stores you’ve been shopping in, but where I live these are marketed as pajama bottoms, not boxer shorts.