Turkey Has Betty Boop Paper Towels

If the measure of a civilization is what it prints on its paper towels, then Turkey currently has the most advanced civilization on this planet. Behold, the Betty Boop paper towel:


  • Jonathan Wilson

    Nice artwork, it looks legit! It doesn’t look poorly made

  • Jack Rabbit

    Great……but only if it’s properly licensed. Turkey isn’t known for being the most Western of nations…… at least they got pretty girls and modern kitchens.

  • SarahJesness

    I’VE NEVER HAD A BETTER REASON TO WANT TO GO TO TURKEY

  • top_cat_james

    There’s a little queen
    Who gets things nice and clean;
    Wait ’til you, pick up dog doo, with Sweet Betty!

    Made of pen and ink,
    She can scrub your bathroom sink;
    Wait ’til you, wipe down the loo, with Sweet Betty!

    Those eyes, that pretty nose,
    Although aside from these, she comes in three big rolls!

    If you want to see
    Just a perfect absorbency;
    Wait ’til you, get gum off your shoe, with Sweet Betty!

  • Jon

    Pre-code Betty, too. I would have thought they’d be using the post-code Betty in Turkey (on the other hand, maybe even Turkish towel buyers wouldn’t be too hot on the product if most of the sheets on the roll featured Pudgy….)