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For the Disney Fan Who Has Everything…
by amid
February 17, 2008 6:52 pm


What do you give the Disney fan who has everything? How about Walt’s head. Many more creepy pics in the eBay listing.
(via Harry McCracken)

Walt Disney

UPDATE: Wilson Swain writes to us, “I thought you might appreciate seeing this sculpture I made back in school.”
Walt Disney

02/17/08  7:13pm
Pedro Nakama says:

That looks nothing like Walt Disney. It looks more like the guy selling oranges at the 101 exit I take.

02/17/08  7:48pm

That’s not Disney. He’s not smoking a cigarette.

02/17/08  7:58pm
LK says:

Walt sure had long, luxurious lashes!

02/17/08  8:04pm

I thought it was Rene from the BBC sitcom ‘Allo ‘Allo!

02/17/08  9:30pm
Hasdrubal says:

Who defrosted him down in the vault? Goofy or Donald?

02/17/08  9:47pm

this is the scariest thing i have ever seen

02/17/08  9:56pm
mick says:

is he wearing eye shadow?
he’s a dandy alright

02/17/08  10:33pm
fishmorg says:

If anyone buys this, they’d better hope it doesn’t float around at night, winking and blinking!

02/17/08  10:45pm
buck cheeser says:

so THAT’S what brad pitt saw in the box…

02/17/08  10:50pm
Autumn says:

The lashes disturb me.

02/17/08  11:02pm
greg m says:

I can almost smell the formaladehyde! IT’S HIM!!

02/17/08  11:03pm
Jesse H. says:

That’d go great with my train set.

02/17/08  11:50pm
RODAN says:

This is so wrong…(don’t have to say that it looks nothing like WED)

But if there is some nut willing to pay real money for this useless bit of ….. Why am I even bothering to comment?

02/18/08  12:32am

To use an internet term…

DO NOT WANT

Seriously though that looks nothing like the man himself. And his eyelashes are purdy.

02/18/08  2:31am
Adam says:

Its chock full of heady goodness.

02/18/08  3:24am

His beak doesn’t look……….wait…………that’s Donald Duck, right?

02/18/08  5:34am
Brian O. says:

I hope this is what Eisner sees every night just before he wets the bed.

If I won this I’d put it in one of those Futurama living head boxes and set it out at Halloween. Then I’d have a looped recording of Walt speaking, “You should have seen my idea of EPCOT.”

02/18/08  7:26am

Does it come with a pair of Gary Coleman’s pants?

02/18/08  8:54am

that is about as grotesque as grotesque can be.

02/18/08  9:15am

To be fair, the eBay listing says that the box it was found in just said “Walt”, and that the seller has assumed it to be Walt Disney. It possibly is supposed to be somebody else, though I admit the hairstyle and moustache certainly suggest it’s meant to be our beloved Unca’ Walt. Pretty bad likeness if it is.

On the other hand, Wilson Swain’s rather unsettling depiction of Disney on ice is quite a good likeness despite its creepiness!

02/18/08  11:15am
Chris Sobieniak says:

Apart from the above pic looking as grotesque as it is, I sorta digged the second one that one guy submitted! I wish I did that back in school too!

02/18/08  12:13pm
red pill junkie says:

Wilson, you’re a great artist, but your Walt’s head will probably haunt my sleep for months to come!

02/18/08  12:24pm
Zep says:

It must be strange to be transformed from an actual human being into an “icon” so that your corporeal substance ceases to mean anything or deserve respect.

Me, I don’t know-Walt Disney is a famous name, but he was also a real person who lived and died in my lifetime, so he’s not entirely abstracted to me to the point where I can feel amusement or anything but repulsion at a depiction of his severed head looking mottled and, well, dead(not forgetting the little Mickey ears behind him). Maybe I’m too stuffy, maybe I don’t have a sense of humor-or maybe the guy who did this not terribly original project for class hasn’t *yet* experienced a death of anyone he cares about-say, a parent. Disney’s daughter is still alive. I wonder what she’d think of this thing? But who cares, right? After all, no one’s ever taken Dsiney down off his pedestal before, have they? Oh, right–they have. Over and over and over, ad nauseum. No, not original. More like pointless.
Just another artist’s opion.

02/18/08  12:32pm

Don’t bid on it. I really want this one.

02/18/08  1:16pm
Pedro Nakama says:

I like Wilson’s sculpture! A+++

02/18/08  1:25pm

with those eyes rolling up….it may have been made AFTER his death….upon looking at his death bed!

02/18/08  1:50pm
Steve Gattuso says:

Well, I WAS hungry…

02/18/08  1:56pm
Matthew Sharp says:

See, that’s what I like about Cartoon Brew - it’s a great site to visit if you want to get a head in the animation business.

The likeness is a bit iffy, isn’t it? It’s almost like they made their wax Walt out of a disused Jerry Colonna.

02/19/08  4:24pm
Emily says:

Yeah, that first one looks nothing like the guy. Disappointing for a wax museum product!

02/19/08  10:36pm
GeeVee says:

Most wax museums seem to miss the mark and turn out only creepy likenesses. The one on Hollywood Blvd. is largely a waste of time in that regard. On the other hand, many living celebrities also look waxen in real life, so the gap is ever narrowing.

Death is the great equalizer, so those who take umbrage at the desecration of the hallowed likeness of Walt, you can take heart that the makers of these disembodied heads may have the same done to them post mortem .

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