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Worst. Disney Knock-off. Ever!
by jerry
September 17, 2009 12:30 am


I have no-idea what this really is. Is it really a Chinese Mickey Mouse knock-off? Or is it from that Beijing Amusement Park we wrote about here? Prepare for five minutes of horror:

(Thanks, Robert G. Schaad)

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Degeaffusunuman says:
09/17/09  12:41am

Hasn’t this been posted here before?

 
Jerry Beck says:
09/17/09  12:47am

Degeaffusunuman – It’s so hilariously bad I couldn’t help posting it. If I did post it before, I couldn’t find the link.

 
Mantichore says:
09/17/09  12:48am

Why Chinese? It says right from the start this was made in 2006 in Valencia (Spain). It is rather hideous, though.

 
Donald Benson says:
09/17/09  1:38am

I’ll venture a guess that this was created as a bunch of bumpers to run in a variety or satirical show; thus the long takes of the mouse just talking to the camera and brief, repetitious visuals. Somebody thought they had the next Terry Gilliam.

The mock Disney title card and the entire soundtrack seem to have been added by somebody else. Maybe it was an animator’s sample reel that a prospective client decided to unleash on the world.

 
Andre says:
09/17/09  1:38am

Well, in a certain way we may say it’s ground breaking. LOL

 
RODAN says:
09/17/09  1:57am

Atrocious!

 
amid says:
09/17/09  2:15am

We’ve posted something similar, but I don’t recall this specific Mickey being posted. Anybody know for sure?

 
Neil says:
09/17/09  2:43am

Yeahm it’s definitely the same video from that old post – I should know, I liked the thing enough to download it for posterity last time round.

 
John says:
09/17/09  2:47am

It may have been on Reddit, but I have sat through this before, my word how it hurts…

 
Mike Joffe says:
09/17/09  2:56am

Man, that’s not Chinese. That’s by insane youtube animator Doctor Legua. I think he’s from Spain or something, nobody knows for sure. That’s not even the creepiest thing he’s done.

 
VonLog says:
09/17/09  3:09am

i’m scared…

 
Adam says:
09/17/09  3:14am

It has been posted before,it’s still seared into my brain last time.

 
Doofus says:
09/17/09  3:42am

I’ve seen this before. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 
Pierre Fontaine says:
09/17/09  4:10am

I can tell exactly what this is. It was created using a program called IClone, which can be located at http://www.reallusion.com/iClone/.

Essentially, IClone provides some base figures that can be further manipulated using sliders to exagerate certain characteristics. All the animation in the Mickey Mouse clip was generated using MoCap actions that come with the program.

The technology is actually pretty fun to play with, as long as your expectations aren’t too high.

 
Bob says:
09/17/09  5:30am

That makes me laugh more than the actual mickey mouse cartoons. What kills me the most are those thigh tight bike shorts ROTFL!!!!!!!

 
Hans W. says:
09/17/09  6:06am

Best Mickey Mouse ever. Period.

 
Em says:
09/17/09  6:19am

Oh my word, that is terrifying. His eyes!

 
uncle wayne says:
09/17/09  6:51am

omg! My flapjacks just flipped!

 
Dan Pinto says:
09/17/09  6:56am

It’s like some kind of weird avant garde art.

 
Betsy Bauer says:
09/17/09  7:00am

Wow… At least use IK on the feet…

 
Danny R. Santos says:
09/17/09  7:12am

Gees Louise, where did you find this thing, it is Atrocious!!!:{

 
Paul N says:
09/17/09  7:40am

Hee hee hee – “Battle Armor Mickey.” Love it!

 
Ariel says:
09/17/09  8:24am

Who cares. Anything else newsworthy in the field of animation?

:)

 
Tom Minton says:
09/17/09  8:26am

Doctor Legua is the Les Elton of CGI.

 
Bone says:
09/17/09  8:49am

This is awesome – Especially the cat on horse and the dancing guerrillas.

 
Katella Gate says:
09/17/09  8:59am

Horrifying. Truly a stinker in every sense of the word. But I just saw the “Gummibear” song last night for the first time, so I was ready for it.

 
namowal says:
09/17/09  9:45am

I’ve seen severed, writhing lizard tails that were more appealing and lifelike. Geez.

 
uncle wayne says:
09/17/09  10:12am

it broguth to mind that (archaic) “baby-dancing” animation on everyone’s computers yesteryears ago! Remeber him?

 
Janet Perlman says:
09/17/09  10:54am

OMG! Mickey is trying to tell me something. It could be very important! I tried to read his lips, but I can’t decipher the message. What is it? What??

 
vzk says:
09/17/09  11:09am

That’s not Mickey Mouse, it’s Bill Clinton!

 
Jonah Sidhom says:
09/17/09  11:10am

lol @ 2:05-2:25.

I would check out the site Pierre Fontaine posted, but if it produced something like this, I’m almost afraid it will give me a virus.

 
Dapper Jim says:
09/17/09  11:18am

So now the brewers are having a slight senior moment and don’t remember posting this in the past? Hah.

In a more adequate note, this is indeed a demo from Spain. If you look beyond the fuglyness of this, you will see all the different transitions done for this. The stop-mo puppets also look like something they where testing for…

The dancing scene, wouldn’t you say that it could be used for actual footage and a 3D publicity Render for an ad? Or a parody? I can see most of the footage tested being just that, tests for a small TV Station (Imagine one of your local channels).

Thats just me, I dont know why we would even bother at the brew to post reposts (Unless everyday is a repost day).

 
Ridgecity says:
09/17/09  11:32am

Actually, this piece is called “Mickey Sensibility” by Andy Warhol.

I really like how Mickey dances with the monkey, is it salsa?

 
aurorah yarberry says:
09/17/09  11:37am

I had to laugh when he did his little skip jump in the air. Walt would be spinning in his cryogenic capsule if he knew.

 
Mike Johnson says:
09/17/09  12:16pm

He looks like the bastard son of Mickey Mouse and Jay Leno!

 
Mike Lucy says:
09/17/09  12:44pm

This screams mocap. Terrible on many levels

 
Erik Griott says:
09/17/09  1:47pm

i dont know about you, but i love this stuff. purely artistic, in a sad, sadistic/masochistic, acid-trippy sorta way

 
Stumped says:
09/17/09  2:02pm

Scary, yet I can’t keep my eyes off of it. Btw Jerry, where does it say it’s Chinese made?

 
Stumped says:
09/17/09  2:03pm

Oh nvm, who ever uploaded it on youtube said that. My bad.

 
Zack Mays says:
09/17/09  2:04pm

Kill it, kill it now before it’s tolate !!!

 
Chris Sobieniak says:
09/17/09  2:13pm

Yeah I remember seeing this a few years back and wanted to erase that out of my head!

 
Mathias Takacs says:
09/17/09  3:29pm

My eyes are BURNING!!!!!

 
Jerry Beck says:
09/17/09  3:43pm

Stumped – The person who posted this in YOU TUBE (not I) labeled it “Chinese Mickey Mouse”. I simply asked if it’s really such a thing. Here’s the original YOU TUBE page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwNrPcWT540

 
David Germain says:
09/17/09  4:18pm

Well, at least he’s not encouraging little kids to kill Jews this time. That’s probably the only good thing you can say about this piece.

 
Robert Schaad says:
09/17/09  5:45pm

Intentionally terrible? That’s the big question. ;)~

 
Michelle says:
09/17/09  6:17pm

Color it blue and it might resemble what Zemickis has in mind for Yellow Submarine….

 
Chris Sobieniak says:
09/17/09  6:24pm

That’s OK if you didn’t know Jerry. Too many YouTubers have the IQ of a blender not to know where things came from and just assume based on rumors or scant information someone told them.

 
George says:
09/17/09  6:25pm

Why am I not surprised that this version of Mickey would direct Polar Bear Porn…

 
Enoch Allen says:
09/17/09  6:43pm
 
Niki says:
09/17/09  7:33pm

Well you all must have never seen Bible School Musical. Think this but an extra 2 hours.

 
H park says:
09/17/09  9:22pm

Hey, we’re getting annoyed about how Chinese copy off Mickey Mouse now? Everyone has done that before internet age and that’s nothing new, people. Wait few decades and those copycats come up with their own characters in their own right that could rival Disney characters. Internet is sometimes an annoyance , but it’s the reality.

 
Max W. says:
09/17/09  9:52pm

yes! my dreams have become a reality.

 
Colin says:
09/18/09  12:13am

Perfection doesn’t come overnight. We must all remember it takes time to achieve this level of greatness… http://www.freakyflickers.com/showtime.htm

 
William Wallace says:
09/18/09  12:39am

Minnie is saying “you never really loved me”…………….couldn’t DC sue?

 
keez says:
09/18/09  4:57am

Has anyone got these archived? the original author deleted them all, he had Donald Duck and Bugs Bunny ones that were just as creepy.
This one is the only one left.

 
Tommy says:
09/18/09  6:23am

Yeah you guys posted this a couple years ago, because then I made a blog post about hating motion capture, and included an image of that Mickey in this intentionally bad photoshop.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/blueawesome/3905974681/

 
Daniel J. Drazen says:
09/18/09  6:45am

Ugly AND pointless … buries the needle on the WTF-ometer. Gave up on or about the 2:55 mark where Mutant Mouse is doing his kung fu moves and his arms disjoint and even disappear momentarily. At the risk of sounding paranoid, nothing is this bad by accident.

 
Keith Paynter says:
09/18/09  7:36am

“No, I’m a totally original creation, just like ‘Rickey Rouse or Ronald Ruck!”

Still, better mo-cap than “The Polar Express”!

 
Roland says:
09/18/09  9:15am

“Ronald Ruck” must be Scooby Doo’s retarded mallard pal. That right there is worth nine more crappy direct to DVDs from Warners.

 
Lucy says:
09/18/09  9:21am

I wish I’d had my camera on, so I could have captured what I could only assume was a look of terror as I watched this….

David Lynch presents Mickey Mouse.

 
red pill junkie says:
09/18/09  1:28pm

Memo to the CIA:

Forget waterboarding. Hire Dr. Legua instead.

:-}

 
vzk says:
09/18/09  3:06pm

“lol @ 2:05-2:25.”

Speaking of which, anyone know what song are they playing during that scene? I cannot get it out of my head!

 
Cynthia says:
09/18/09  7:37pm

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s back!

Oh yes indeed, you posted this back in 2007. Then the YouTube link was removed, so I am so excited to see it again! It IS the worst thing ever and what a treasure it is because of that. The dancing babies and monkeys..and of course the wedding at the end! WOW.

*gleam!*

 
street says:
09/19/09  9:59am

its only slightly worse than Robert Zemeckis’ abominations..

 
the music lover says:
09/20/09  1:15pm

vzk asked,”Speaking of which, anyone know what song are they playing during that scene? I cannot get it out of my head!”

I know that song. It is called ‘levan polkka’, sung by Loituma.

 
Peter Lazarski says:
09/21/09  1:15pm

Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Gorilla Man, Baboon Kid, and Cat Horse Rider all rendered in stunning VIRTUAL REALITY…I need to see a demo reel by whoever created this. Capitol A Awesome.

On a side note, if one of my students turned submitted something of equal awesomeness I would give them an A. Maybe an A+ if there was more Cat Horse Rider…

 
Kristjan says:
09/13/10  10:10am

This, guy who made that video should be sued by Disney for trademark in fragment.

 
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