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CONTEST: Ottawa Animation Festival Passes
by brewmasters
September 9, 2008 11:39 am


Contest time! We are giving away TWO all-access AnimaPasses (each valued at $200) to next week’s Ottawa International Animation Festival.

Seeing as how its election season, we’re presenting a politically-flavored photo caption contest. The winners will be the two people who provide the funniest and most Brew-worthy captions (as deemed by Jerry and Amid) for this meeting of the minds from the late-’70s. A few important notes: Please enter a caption below ONLY if you’re planning on attending the festival. ONE entry per person. Contest ends on Thursday evening at 11:59pm EST.

Jimmy Carter and Mickey Mouse

09/9/08  12:15pm

“Hail to the cheese!”

But I can’t go to the festival.

09/9/08  12:47pm
Alezio says:

One day kids aren’t really going to give much of a crap about either of us.

09/9/08  12:59pm
Alezio says:

Costumed Mickey Mouse impersonator, Donald Rembumeulot of Orlando, FL, learns the terrible secret about his morally inculpable commander and chief and the long standing secret cabal of well connected furries that have been running this country since Benjamin Franklin’s time. He felt the world’s floor blow out beneath his feet as President Carter slid a hotel key in his valor vest pocket and intoned softly into Don’s black mesh seeing hole…”Yiff yiff…grrr?”

Did he dare visit Mr. Carter’s hotel room that night? Did he follow the rabbit hole any farther down? Was he being set up to bespoil the reputation of the real Jimmy carter by a CIA clone?

09/9/08  1:29pm
Ron says:

Here is a famous photo from the 1978 Camp David summit showing Jimmy Carter informing Mickey Mouse that he has to give “Adventureland” back to Egypt. Mickey is obviously in shock as Anwar Sadat (pictured over Carter’s shoulder) looks on.

09/9/08  1:31pm
Animation Pimp says:

“Does this smell like shit to you?”

09/9/08  1:53pm
Jayster says:

“Don’t worry, I won’t tell them they’re not allowed in DisneyWorld.”

09/9/08  2:05pm
Chuck Davis says:

“Reparation for SONG OF THE SOUTH, eh!? lol. Yeah, this is quite a laughing place!” - President Jimmy Carter

09/9/08  2:49pm

President Carter to Mickey: Can we get these kids to sing “Who’s the leader of the pack thats made for you and me J-I-M-M-Y C-A-R-T-E-R” or at least some hats that look like my head?

09/9/08  3:29pm

Carter: “Please don’t tell the taxpayers this visit came out of their pockets. You sure don’t work for peanuts!”

09/9/08  3:38pm

I’m not going to the Festival. BUT:

“Are you sure THIS is going to fool the Iranians, Mr. President?”

09/9/08  4:01pm
Keith Paynter says:

“You want me to extend copyright on Steamboat Willy? Show me where you’ve stored Walt and we’ll talk!”

I’m in Canada, but can’t get away…sucks…

09/9/08  5:20pm
Roberto says:

“Et Tu, Mickey…?!”

09/9/08  5:21pm
Eatyoveggies says:

Damn you! I told them to send Al Jolson instead!

09/9/08  6:54pm
George says:

“I loved you in Clock Cleaners.”

09/9/08  7:11pm

I hope this doesn’t offend anyone.

“Just between you and me, SONG OF THE SOUTH was a damn good film.”

09/9/08  7:29pm
Fred Sparrman says:

Not attending the festival, but howsabout:

“Sorry Mickey, I’ve got to run with Mondale on my ticket again. Folks would never vote for a Hollywood type like you.”

09/9/08  8:35pm
Lanfield says:

Mickey: After you leave office, you’ll get to vertify that there’s no tampering at the polls in every country but this one.

09/9/08  8:39pm
Tom Pope says:

“Your fourth finger’s showing.”

09/9/08  9:06pm
Chris Hatfield says:

“Mickey don’t be alarmed but I have Uncle Walt frozen in my basement. He makes for tasty cornmeal.”

09/9/08  9:34pm
Atul says:

“I OWN YOU”

Looking forward for my 2nd Festival.

09/9/08  9:42pm
Obama says:

I DONT want to go but..
“Hey Mickey, this kid over here named “Obama” wants my job, HA!”

09/9/08  9:45pm
Peanut Factory says:

“Call Security Mickey, one of these kids just stole my wallet”

09/9/08  11:22pm
Artisticulated says:

“Uh Mickey? I’m, ah, not so sure this is the, ah, appropriate venue for “whiteface”.

09/9/08  11:40pm
Bobby D. says:

I’m soooo tempted…but, the word ONLY is stopping me from submitting my sure-to-win, caption. It’s really good..seriously, really outstanding comedy…whew, just brilliant.

09/10/08  5:44am
Fooksie says:

Jimmy Carter: ” I never met a dictator I didn’t like.”

09/10/08  5:48am
John V says:

“Its a pleasure to see someone in the White House bridging the political gap between we city mice and you country mice President Carter”

09/10/08  9:43am
Victor says:

Mickey to Carter:

White House? This is the Mouse’s house Jim.

09/10/08  10:21am
Craig says:

“I’m gonna be re-elected in a landslide because people in the U.S. vote with their brains!”

09/10/08  11:33am

Jimmy says: This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said, “I’d love to slip that rotten old Ayatollah a Mickey!”

09/10/08  12:06pm
Dan says:

“Drill Baby, Drill!”

09/10/08  2:47pm
Lee Bird says:

JIMMY “I was expecting your family to be, I dunno……different.”

09/10/08  5:09pm

Carter: “for a mutated mouse you’re a fertile old b_stard, i’ll give you that.”

Can’t come, ‘less you wanna pay for a flight from NZ.

09/10/08  8:17pm

This is the rare tape of Billy Carter coming off of a 5 day binge, with no memory of how he got into a Mickey Mouse walk around costume from Disney World, and commandeered a busload of third graders from P.S.-178. It was this incident, where President Carter finally talked Billy into being the first patient at the then, soon to be opened Betty Ford Clinic.

09/11/08  12:34am
Ryan Carell says:

Sadly this is over, but here’s my caption anyway.

“Sigh. You know, when these kids are our age, Metal Gear Awesome is going to pass for quality.”

09/11/08  4:32am
MGH says:

No… wrong studio. They are not here to audition for “Coonskin 2″!!!

09/11/08  7:23am
StefanG says:

Hmmm… I live less than a Kilometer from the OIAF! I’ll submit something tonight!

09/11/08  9:14am
John A says:

“I’m sorry, for a minute there I thought you were Walter Mondale”

09/11/08  9:37am
StefanG says:

Ryan… it ain’t over until 11:59pm EST tonight…

09/11/08  9:47am
Keri says:

“I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times…. With you, Mickey, with you.”

(Can’t go to the festival. Commenting just for fun.)

09/11/08  3:59pm
Ryan Carell says:

At Stefan; I simply meant there were FAR superior comments to my own already posted, not that it was literally over. Sorry for the confusion.

09/11/08  4:18pm
Bry Bry says:

Uh, Mickey? The crowd would like to have a little disccusion with about a certain centaur from a certain symphony in Fantasia

09/11/08  6:31pm

“Well it shore is nice to have someone ’round with a goofier smile and a more uhmewzin accent.”

09/11/08  7:17pm
R.A. MacNeil says:

Mickey compliments Jimmy on his ability to make balloon animal “snakes”.

09/11/08  8:01pm
StefanG says:

Carter: “That’s the tenth kid to call me Goofy!”

09/11/08  8:07pm
Manimator says:

“Is it hot in here or just me?”

09/11/08  8:12pm
T. Young says:

I’ll see if Habitat for Humanity can help rebuild the House of Mouse.

09/11/08  8:12pm
Sirkey says:

Carter: “I think the gentleman behind me is really happy to see you.”

09/11/08  8:55pm
Kris says:

“You’re on your own.”

09/14/08  11:00am

Who won?

09/14/08  11:46pm
Dan says:

Who won (x2)?

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