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Spotted at my local Target store…
by jerry
June 22, 2010 3:00 am


So I was shopping at my local Target store today, walking past the Toy Story 3 merchandise, when I spotted this Barbie doll tie-in (at left). What caught my attention was the exclaimation below the Barbie logo: Barbie Loves Woody! I’ll bet she does. Since we know she’s got a thing for Ken, and since the lettering is all in caps, I’m not sure if the “Woody” Barbie loves is Andy’s sheriff – or something else? P.S. Barbie take note: Too much “loving Woody” may cause a “Choking Hazard” – according to the warning on the box!

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Michael-Sensei says:
06/22/10  3:22am

That is hilarious, you have just made my day. Thanks.

 
Freakish Kid says:
06/22/10  3:25am

You have a one track mind Jerry… IIIIIIIIIIII LIKE IT!!!!

 
Bill Field says:
06/22/10  4:01am

Okay, Ken is standing directly behind Barbie, they both have smiles of satisfaction on their faces, With Woody and Buzz, glaring at them with the same smiles! I smell the release of an unauthorized sex tape on the way…

 
bone says:
06/22/10  4:11am

this makes my day…

 
Manny says:
06/22/10  5:11am

Very subtle, boys!

 
Aaron H. Bynum says:
06/22/10  5:46am

No need to worry… “small parts.”

 
Steve Gattuso says:
06/22/10  6:47am

Words fail me.

Somewhere in Burbank, a marketing wonk is falling on his sword.

 
Jessica Plummer says:
06/22/10  6:50am

Am I odd for noticing – and being intrigued by – the choice of corrugated cardboard texture BEHIND the text first?

 
VinceP says:
06/22/10  7:05am

Hahahaha reminds me of Ogre slurry, or whatever that was Amid posted awhile ago. Seriously though, I call “lame” on that joke hahahaha

 
James Suhr says:
06/22/10  7:17am

You dirty, funny man. That made my day, thanks :)

 
Michelle "Ms. Geek" Klein-Hass says:
06/22/10  7:34am

This is a Toy FAIL for the Mike Mozart to ridicule. http://www.youtube.com/user/JeepersMedia

 
red pill junkie says:
06/22/10  7:35am

Is the 3+ guaranteed? That’s *way* better than the SPAM I keep receiving in my Inbox every week.

…Unless they’re using the metric system.

 
Peter Campofiori says:
06/22/10  7:36am

LOL! That’s a Fail.

 
Scarabim says:
06/22/10  7:51am

*snort* Jerry, “you are a sad, strange little man”…

 
Jeffers says:
06/22/10  8:21am

I’m certain that someone at Disney must have considered the implications of giving the main character of it’s movie a name that is also a common euphemism for penis. Now thanks to them millions of young children sleep with giant plush talking Woodys. “You’ve got a friend in me” sounds homoerotic as well.

 
Chris Sobieniak says:
06/22/10  8:42am

Why was I not surprised this would happen!

 
Taber Dunipace says:
06/22/10  9:06am
 
droosan says:
06/22/10  9:09am

Reminds me of a hand-written ’sale’ sign I saw in a Toys ‘R Us many years ago:

“BLOWOUT SALE: 12-inch TALKING WOODY”

 
DA says:
06/22/10  9:17am

But the choking hazard is only for “small parts!”

 
Christopher Cook says:
06/22/10  9:56am

The double entendre of the year.

 
Trevour says:
06/22/10  10:01am

At least they used a cool typeface for it (House-A-Rama Kingpin!).

 
Cuddles says:
06/22/10  10:34am

Oddly enough, the Ken doll’s box says the same thing.

 
robcat2075 says:
06/22/10  11:05am

Why does Barbie© get a © but Woody doesn’t?

 
Val says:
06/22/10  11:06am

I just came back from Target, and just saw that same Barbie. However, instead of the word “loves” it was replaced with a heart. I think they realized their little mistake there.

 
John A says:
06/22/10  11:13am

Actually cuddles, on Ken’s box it says “Ken PREFERS Woody”

 
Kyle says:
06/22/10  12:03pm

I believe theres also a Barbie loves Buzz and another for the aliens.

 
OtherDan says:
06/22/10  12:49pm

HAHAha-collectible right there.

 
Alissa says:
06/22/10  8:40pm

Oh wow, that is strangely the most awesome Toy Story related thing yet. Better than the metric ton of crud the cast has been shilling at every commercial moment.

 
Floyd Norman says:
06/22/10  9:04pm

Since I’m in Australia this week, maybe we should put another shrimp on the Barbie.

 
Joel Schlosberg says:
06/23/10  9:19am

When Toy Story 2 came out, one of the tie-ins was with Johnson’s, so it was called Johnson’s Woody Bath Bubbles:
http://www.positiveatheism.org/writ/anijerry.htm#WOODY

 
revned says:
06/23/10  10:45am

No better place to bring this up than here:

Has anyone else watching TV in the U.S. noticed that characters from Toy Story 3 have appeared in ads for Target, Wal-Mart, and K-Mart? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that marketing trifecta happen before.

 
Rooniman says:
06/23/10  11:53am

Uh oh! Innuendo alert!

 
Dan says:
06/23/10  8:37pm

Oh my that box has a sexual innuendo on it, someone should say something about it. I thought this stuff was for kids, someone should call Disney, OH MY!

 
Caitlin says:
06/24/10  3:25pm

Strangely its not on the UK packaing I saw in Argos today

 
Stephan says:
06/24/10  3:53pm

You’ve covered this. Now the question is, will you be covering Futurama’s return?

 
Jerry Beck says:
06/24/10  4:18pm

Stephan – No.

However, I encourage everyone to watch the new episodes of FUTURAMA, starting tonight on Comedy Central. It’s one of my personal favorite shows and the new ones sound great!

 
Stephan says:
06/24/10  6:53pm

Yay! Beloved animation acknowledged!

 
OtherDan says:
06/24/10  11:52pm

Isn’t Barbie like one of the most collected toys ever created? And, this Woody slipage has got to be one of her biggest blunders of all time, right? I’m going to retire on my Barbie.

 
Kristine B says:
06/26/10  8:20am

LOL!!! So funny – now tempted to buy the doll.

 
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