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Toy Movies
June 27, 2009 11:20 am


Where Dan Meth sees Hollywood updates of classic toy and cartoon properties going. He’s not far off:

(Thanks, Sterling Sheehy)

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Benmation says:
06/27/09  12:09pm

HaHa!! Excellent..more please!

 
Will Finn says:
06/27/09  12:20pm

Very funny clip.

According to yesterday’s NPR morning news, the next big movie trend is not toys, but old, established board games. The reasoning given and I am paraphrasing but not joking: “The less specific the branded source material is, the better”, where execs are concerned.

Maybe “Husker Du?” could be a musical, with music by Husker Du.

 
Tim G :) says:
06/27/09  12:51pm

Great Clip…….really clever hehe

 
Gary Pearson says:
06/27/09  1:41pm

Funny. Also, I’d go see David Cronenberg’s take on the Cabbage Patch dolls.

 
Tom D. says:
06/27/09  1:41pm

around 35 seconds in, during the cabbage patch scene, john lithgow’s thumbs are on the wrong side of his hands.

 
Richard says:
06/27/09  1:42pm

If my memory serves me right, a movie about “The Smurfs” was used in a “Saturday Night Live” (I believe from a 1999 or 2000 episode with Garth Brooks). Actually, it sounds like they used Will Ferrell’s dialogue in this clip.

And, yes, I would like to see that Koosh movie.

 
Suzanne Dargie says:
06/27/09  4:01pm

Let me just wipe the tears from my eyes….It’s so true! I see those movies in the works as we speak.

 
Felicia Spano says:
06/27/09  4:09pm

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

 
Michael F. says:
06/27/09  4:14pm

The Teddy Ruxpin one is dead-on Wes Anderson.

 
Killskerry says:
06/27/09  4:16pm

Will Finn: Its true I heard that they are remaking the old Clue movie and a live action Candyland film is in the works.

The Teddy Ruxpin Wes Anderson movie was my favorite and its kinda ironic since hes making that Fantastic Mr. Fox film.

 
808 says:
06/27/09  6:49pm

Just wondering what’s taking Thundercats so long to become a Micheal Bay catastrophe – - er film

 
Jason says:
06/27/09  7:13pm

That was a freaking riot!!!!!!

 
Emily says:
06/27/09  7:46pm

That’s great. I especially liked the Playdough trailer clip.

 
doug holverson says:
06/27/09  7:57pm

Oh great! Candyland, The Motion Picture!

 
Billy Batz says:
06/27/09  8:18pm

they forgot to re design the characters like hollywood does.

 
Katella Gate says:
06/27/09  9:36pm

Alf was the funniest cause I did not see it coming.

 
vzk says:
06/27/09  10:23pm

Smurfs and Alf weren’t originally toy properties.

 
Inkan1969 says:
06/28/09  12:14am

I was expecting the Smurfs movie to be directed by Mel Gibson instead.

 
Brass Glass says:
06/28/09  12:51am

Meh….
Is it just me or could this drawing and animation be better? I don’t wanna be a stinker, but I never got why this dude’s stuff took off? Seems like the themes here and the execution are pretty weak…
I also noticed the thumbs. Maybe I am a jerk and should just think and say this is awesome, but it ain’t so :(

 
Elmer says:
06/28/09  1:07am

That’s just brilliant :-p

 
Zach Cole says:
06/28/09  2:37am

Saw this just the other day.

Yes, Michael F, The Wes Anderson Teddy Ruxpin is spot on, and I was cracking up. The timing for when Wes Anderson’s name comes up is perfect!

 
Some Guy says:
06/28/09  2:56am

Will Finn’s comment made me laugh more than anything else I’ve seen on the internet in a while!

If only there was a Vietnam War board game called “Fugazi,” I’d fucking watch that!

 
Anthony Strand says:
06/28/09  9:27am

I’d see that Wes Anderson/Teddy Ruxpin movie.

 
Emmett Goodman says:
06/28/09  7:03pm

Actually, David Lynch and David Cronenberg could do great things here. And as for the Smurfs, you’d think Peter Jackson would add more smurfettes.

 
TsimoneTseTse says:
06/29/09  12:27am

Slinky Tim Burton music by D Elfman
Easy Bake Oven Cheech & Chong
Sea Monkeys (never materialized)

re: “Is it just me or could this drawing and animation be better?….”

No, it is not you, but your request to review Rocky & Bullwinkle has been denied.

 
s.w.a.c. says:
06/29/09  5:26am

I keep wondering if any other Sid & Marty Krofft properties will become films after Land of the Lost…I eagerly await a gritty, noir-ish Lidsville starring Robert DeNiro as Hoodoo.

 
St. McDuck says:
06/29/09  10:56am

Brilliant. That just made my morning.

 
Not an Animator says:
06/29/09  1:14pm

Damn. I’m not a big t-shirt fan but put those Care Bears on a shirt and I’ll buy it-in fact, I think I’m just going to make my own :)

 
Lindsay says:
06/29/09  4:58pm

Hah! I loved the Ruxpin clip – and I haven’t even SEEN any Wes Anderson films! ;D The Lynch Koosh Ball was hilarious too for its starkness and the super-short appearance of the title card. ^_^

Sad to say, I just might pay to see a Care Bear vs. My Little Pony movie – if only for the novelty of seeing them tear each other apart. :>

 
Eliza Jappinen says:
06/30/09  12:01am

That was so great! I am going to laugh about that for a long long time as each of them come true.

 
Mike says:
07/15/10  5:59pm

They actually are planning a Smurfs movie

 
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