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He Doesn’t Care About Girls

This man has his priorities straight:


(original comic found on Super Punch)

  • And dogs apparently.

  • Nothing wrong here.

  • Gerard de Souza

    Now I want to read this story! It’s possible to have it both ways; cartoons and girls!

  • cbat628

    How do you “super like” something?

  • Soffe


  • Toonio

    Women come with in-laws; Cartoons don’t!

  • victoria

    He must be from Japan

    • chris

      the 2-d world doesn’t answer back. how ’bout dat?

  • Lanigan

    Have a rough date, Amid?

  • You edited in the word ‘cartoons’ yourself?

  • Was My Face Red

    Is that Fleegle from the Banana Splits he’s petting?

  • TheBandSnapsBack

    FAKE! The guy isn’t tubby and wearing an Hawaiian shirt!

    • TheBandSnapsBack

      Gee, thanks everybody! My first, uh, grayish-brown comment. :)

  • Jorge Garrido

    hey thats me

  • Sardonic Tuba

    Does looking at cartoons of girls count?

    • The Gee

      That’s the thing, isn’t it?
      She’s a cartoon and he doesn’t even look at her.

      It blows the mind. Which makes it seem like a deeper irony is going on here. Most likely it is that the guy is blind and that is his guide dog, his ineffectual guide dog.

  • Tim Hodge

    That girl in the right is super tiny! The guy is sitting farther away, yet seated, his head still comes up to her mid-torso.
    She must be an errant clone experiment or a cyborg. After all, she has no navel.

    • Scott B.

      And the girl in the foreground is super huge. At least 9 feet tall. Maybe the guy just doesn’t like girls of unusual size.

      • Chris Sobieniak

        Dave Merrill goes into further discussion of such bad comic art in his “Stupid Comics” site!

  • My hard drive is full of nothing but cartoons and girls. So it can be done.

  • Clint H

    You sure this isn’t a comic biography about me?

  • Valentin Moretto

    An accurate portrayal of us brewreaders.

  • Dave

    For an instant, before I clearly looked at it, I thought this was “The Insult that made a Man out of Mac”, our hero who gambled a stamp and became a man on the beach thanks to Charles Atlas.

    I agree. This is weird.

  • made my day!

  • Randy

    LOL….funny stuff.
    Hey, neither do I, for that matter!

  • John A

    Well, cartoons don’t get pregnant, and they don’t max out all your credit cards, either.

  • Ignatz the Brick Pitcher

    Hmm, maybe “cartoons” is a euphemism for breasts. lol Those early comics are laden with subtleties.

  • Brandon Pierce

    The brunette in the green bikini has no belly button!