Cartoon Uncool

Here’s a whole Cartoon Retro thread taking Christopher Hart to task for his travesty of a book which I mentioned yesterday, CARTOON COOL: HOW TO DRAW NEW RETRO-STYLE CHARACTERS. Shane Glines himself comes up with a nice way that the publisher could advertise the book, while pointing out a few of the things wrong with the cover art:

Hey kids!
Learn how to use parallel lines!
Master the “No Construction” theory!
Learn how to draw eyes looking in two different directions!
Learn how to use inappropriate fonts!
Learn how to use tangents to kill your drawing!

Disney layout artist Luke Cormican says the cover reminds him of a “retarded Shane Glines.” Add your own comments.