Hot Tip: Watch ‘The Onion’ Make Fun of Hyper-Real CGI ‘Ninja Turtles’ (NSFW)

If you thought the faces of the new hyper-realistic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were disturbing, wait until you see their dongs. This Onion piece is an instant classic:

What I’d like to know though: Was this piece sponsored by Paramount? It would appear to be studio-approved stealth advertising, which somehow makes it even funnier.


  • Erik Butter

    Is that a… turtle… scrotum? now we know.
    thats horrificly inapropriate :P

    • http://sobieniak.blogspot.com/ Chris Sobieniak

      Just be thankful we haven’t seen Splinter’s yet!

  • Bruce

    The lines to get in might move slowly, it will be just turtles

  • Pedro Nakama

    Excellant! I also like their Dawn of the Planet of the Apes review.

    http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes,36436/

    • http://sobieniak.blogspot.com/ Chris Sobieniak

      At least those apes appear to follow the prudish guidelines on anatomical correctness well. :-P

  • Digital Dong.

    Andy Serkis exclusively played the roles of all the Turtle Dongs in this picture.
    Magical work Mr. Serkis.

    • Erik Butter

      It’s really hard to get that dangle just right.

  • Casey

    There is an amazing amount of subtlety in the Onion’s work, like the screen to the left being blurred out but NOT the dong
    http://i.imgur.com/SdbcYoa.png

  • foreigner.

    Ew >.<

    • http://sobieniak.blogspot.com/ Chris Sobieniak

      Well, you asked for it! :-P

  • Shmorky

    “hot tip” ha ha good one guys

  • top_cat_james

    Putting the nard in Leonardo.

  • Size8

    i’m sorry i must disagree the animators were merely doing digital cosmetics . the dangle was all mr.serkis. AAAAHHHH YEAH.

  • Rufus

    I wonder if this gets the point across at all…

  • Platynews

    The biggest problem is STILL the overdesign …. and somehow addining genitals kinda gets the point

  • http://sobieniak.blogspot.com/ Chris Sobieniak

    There you go! :-)

  • Guest-a-mate

    This is so stupid. The parody culture on the internet (which is ALL the internet seems to be.) is such a waste of time and talent. Here’s a concept: instead of going through all that for a cheap joke, how about you create your own franchise, characters and stories. Just a thought.

    • Ben

      The onion is a satire website. And you’re complaining that they’re… doing satire?

  • BDX777

    The way it’s outside his pants flopping about for no reason in this parody… Oh my god this is so random, I wasn’t expecting an onion video with floppy turtle cocks on top of film footage.

  • http://dailygrail.com/ Red Pill Junkie

    KawaDONGa!!!